he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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