the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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