I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
