I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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