I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
did you just send me my own nude
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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