I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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