but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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