sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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