"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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