if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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