I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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