Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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