There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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