I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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