As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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