It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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