I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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