Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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