Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
