No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I CAN MOONWALK!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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