Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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