Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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