Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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