i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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