Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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