Me too!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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