I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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