I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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