Me too!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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