Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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