your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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