You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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