Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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