I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
