It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
