I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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