remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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