He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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