cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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