I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My liver just broke up with me...
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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