I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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