Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just want to make out with him forever
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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