But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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