I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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