and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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