what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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