I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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