Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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