I think i sorta joined a cult last night
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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