but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
